I have known for a while that there is a difference between boys and girls, but now I think I have it all figured out.

Boys like trucks
Girls like cars

Boys like guitars
Girls like drums

Boys like shoes
Girls like sandals

Boys are strong
Girls can open things

Boys like Superman and Spiderman
Girls don’t like those because they are too scary

Boys like scary songs
Girls like nice songs

I like boys
I love girls, but I don’t like them