Caleb (a.k.a. Tay-yub My life as a 2 year old)

I have known for a while that there is a difference between boys and girls, but now I think I have it all figured out.

Boys like trucks
Girls like cars

Boys like guitars
Girls like drums

Boys like shoes
Girls like sandals

Boys are strong
Girls can open things

Boys like Superman and Spiderman
Girls don’t like those because they are too scary

Boys like scary songs
Girls like nice songs

I like boys
I love girls, but I don’t like them

While eating lunch at Costco today…

“Mommy look!” Caleb stretches out his hand to point “That is a BIG Nose!”

Mommy looks and notices the man with the ‘big nose’ has a hearing aid, thinks to herself…maybe he didn’t hear and I can just turn his attention somewhere else, “Caleb, you need to eat your pizza now”

“No, Mommy look at that big nose”

“Caleb, that isn’t a nice thing to say”

“Pleeeeease Mommy look at the big nose”