Mommy asked me today if I was going to be a bartenter or scientist. I wasn’t sure what she meant so I just said “Bar-ten-tist.”

I’m not sure why she thinks that, or why she got mad at lunch today. When she went inside, I decided to have some fun. I poured my milk into the salsa, and that looked pretty cool. But then I saw mommy’s lemonade, so I poured that in there too. That made the milk do some wierd stuff. Then because it still didn’t look complete I decided to put chips in there as well…and that was when Mommy came outside.

She said that she was glad that we decided to have lunch outside today and not inside.